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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 18:36

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
No go.
How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?
share office space ...
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors