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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 18:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is porn so addictive?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

How do I confess to my crush who had a traumatic past with his previous partner without losing the friendship?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Angel Reese Posts 1st Career Triple-Double as Sky Beat Sun in WNBA Commissioner's Cup - Bleacher Report

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

No go.

How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?

share office space ...

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What habits do happy couples have?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors